Some Bad Advice
[ Posted 13 January 2010 in Streep by Simon Streep ]
"Dogs can sense fear, but also sexual tension. The best way to stop a dog from attacking you is to buy it a drink."
That is a good example of bad advice. Or a bad example of good advice.
Either way, in preparation for the new section of our site, we started a Twitter account called Some Bad Advice - every day that we remember to, we'll offer some perils of wisdom.
Later this will be linked in with the upcoming Bad Advice section on our site, where you'll be able to ask us for advice, and we'll respond with the worst advice possible. Sort of like an antagony aunt.
Perils of wisdom... antagony aunt... how do we come up with this stuff?
Anyways, click here to view our new Twitter account, or click here to contact us and ask us for bad advice.
PLEASE NOTE: To prevent spam and people impersonating baboons, your comment will be moderated before appearing on the site.








Tiger Woods
14 January 2010I need help covering up a dirty scandal. Help?
Simon Streep
14 January 2010We normally don't allow impersonations, so I double checked your e-mail address Tiger and I'm pleased to discover you are the real Tiger Woods - we'll be contacting you shortly...