The Steri Stumpie Song
[ Posted 25 August 2009 in Streep by Simon Streep ]Click here to download the new Brothers Streep tribute song to the amazing Steri Stumpie.
The Steri Stumpie Song
written by Dylan Streep, Tim P Streep and Simon Streep
My whole family got the swine flu
it was pretty bad, our goldfish got it too
But what got me through those times
were chocolate flavoured dreams of mine
I lost my job to new technology
apparently machines can pack shelves better than me
But how can I feel down
when strawberry milk is still around
When the road is bumpy
drink a Steri Stumpie
Cause you can't be grumpy
with a Steri Stumpie
Humpty Dumpty, Steri Stumpie
never lumpy, my Steri Stumpie
Crime is up just like the petrol price
property is down just like Vanilla Ice
But how can we feel glum
when banana milk is packed with fun
Global warming means the polar bears go
you shouldn't be sun tanning when you're sitting in snow
But the world will be okay
vanilla milk is here to stay
When the road is bumpy
drink a Steri Stumpie
Cause you can't be grumpy
with a Steri Stumpie
Donald Trumpy, Steri Stumpie
never lumpy, my Steri Stumpie
Even though my girlfriend dumped me, for a cream soda Steri Stumpie
I would be sad I'm left alone, but I'm glad she'll have strong teeth and bones
When the road is bumpy
drink a Steri Stumpie
Cause you can't be grumpy
with a Steri Stumpie
Forrest Gumpy, Steri Stumpie
never lumpy, my Steri Stumpie
Click here to download the new Brothers Streep tribute song to the amazing Steri Stumpie.
In case you’ve stumbled upon this link without any prior knowledge of the Brothers Streep – hello! Welcome. This is our website. Make yourself at home. No no, don’t do that on the carpet – we didn’t say ‘make yourself an old age home’.
We’re the Brothers Streep, an acoustic comedy band from Cape Town, South Africa. You can browse this website to find out more about us – we’ve got plenty of music available for free download, a podcast series, some videos, and many other things for your enjoyment. We’ve also got a Facebook Fan Page, so click here if you’d like to join that.
We wrote this song in an attempt to become ambassadors for Steri Stumpie, so if you’ve enjoyed it, please click here and nominate us. You can use info(@t)brothersstreep(d0t)com as our e-mail. If you’re from Parmalat and you’re reading this... hey, wouldn’t it be great to use us in an advert or something... hmmm... or to sponsor the band... hmm... hint hint...
Who knows, if we’re lucky, limited edition... Streepi Stumpie.
[Special thanks to Charné Groenmeyer from idrawcircles for helping us with the photos.]
UPDATE: We're on their radar. Click here to view our debut on the official Steri Stumpie website. And please, while you're there, don't forget to nominate us as ambassadors.
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Hugh
25 August 2009Oh man, what an awesome song...Good stuff
Bolly
25 August 2009Awesome Track. Awesome Band. Awesome Steri Stumpie.
Icon
25 August 2009Great. So great. I feel like a steri stumpie now. But when do you not feel like one..
Dyl Streep
25 August 2009I had one this morning. It was nice.
Grinch 2.0
25 August 2009Does this song double up as your entry to the "most annoying melody ever created" competition too?
Simon Streep
25 August 2009Oh no. Grinch 2.0? It was bad enough when there was only one Grinch. Dr Seuss, what have you done?
jeannette
25 August 2009mad cows disease hits Streep farm in SA|!
Em
25 August 2009Awesome work guys, love it, and esp love the harmonies :) I look forward to a Streepi Stumpie :)
Noel
25 August 2009Awesome stuff - Stumpies just got even BETTER!
Natasha
25 August 2009Awesome guys! I love Steri Stumpie and I love the Brothers Streep!! Holding thumbs for you!
Donald Trump
25 August 2009Awesome. I love Steri Stumpie.
Ken
25 August 2009Great song guys.May the Brothers go from strength to strength.
Tammy Trefz
25 August 2009Well done guys! sounds brilliant xxxx
Forest Gumpie
25 August 2009Brothers Streep FTW!
bridge
25 August 2009happi happi sterri stumpie!! ah, i luv that song!
joy streep
26 August 2009love the authentic sax at the end
Grant Hinds
26 August 2009Lyrics are amazing. I love me my SS! :)
Moustreepie
26 August 2009I'd like to know what flavour a Streepi Stumpie will be? Any thoughts?
Grumpy (one ofthe Seven Dwarves)
26 August 2009Why was I so blatantly disregarded?! Clearly my name rhymes with Stumpie and I am a well enough recognised figure. I'm suing Streep. I'm very grumpy about this.
Ash
26 August 2009darn it... i just made myself a pot of tea (yes, a whole pot just for me) and now i can't enjoy it cause all i wanna do is go to the 7/11 across the road and get a steri-stumpie....or a suitable alternative ;-) *ahem* rainbow milk *cough*....
Brett
26 August 2009Ok, I'm downloading it, but mostly because of that beautiful photo. I was going to read the lyrics, but.. uh.. a picture says a thousand words? Is that right? Rad!
Marilu
5 September 2009Hi cuz love the new song!!! Miss you sooooo much but I'll visit soon... Mwha!
Faespace
18 October 2009Looooove it, hehehehe :) The song that is...and the Steri Stumpie
Wesley
28 July 2010O my sack!!!!!!!!!! best song eva...............