Dyl Streep's Rant & Rave: Everyone Has Their Favorite
[ Posted 7 September 2009 in Life by Dylan Streep ]
Hey all. Qualitiy Street: Everyone Has Their Favorite. This may be true. But is anyone's favorite the Coconut? I know I try to avoid them at all costs...Now this isn't a witch-hunt. I'm sure some people like them. Probably the same people who like those Bounty chocolates. My point is that they don't give us the option of finding a box with minimal inside. That's what I like about gummy sweets...You can shift them around in your hands in the store and find the pack with the most red or black ones and similarly the pack with the least green ones. Those are weak.
Also, I had a 'Hazelnut Suprise' Quality Street last night and when I bit into it, there was a hazelnut inside. I wasn't suprised. Maybe if I'd bit into it and there was a cat, or a nail file, or a complete reinactment of the Civil War, it would be more appropriately named.
I think I'll re-market the little chocolate guys with a more honest approach and call them 'Quality Streeps'.
Thanks,
Dyl Streep.
(Oh, and feel free to take part in my Quiz - the prize has doubled. Same rules apply.)
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Simon Streep
7 September 2009And on a similar note, why haven't they figured out that purple seems to be everyone's favourite? They could get away with only having the purple in the pack, and no-one would complain. Dyl, can we do this in Quality Streeps? Or at least in a sister product of that, 'Quality, not Quantity, Streeps'?
Bomb streep
7 September 2009Bounty is the best chocolate in the world
Moustreepie
8 September 2009So what's YOUR favourite Dyl?
Jeannie
9 September 2009I like the coconut....what does that say about me???
Ash
10 September 2009coconut rocks, and the round liquidy caramel ones....
Dyl Streep
10 September 2009Mo - I like the strawberry ones and those green triangles that are in another language. Jeannie - That makes you human.