Just a quick one... People who know me will often say that my sense of humour is very similar to and even copies that of comedy genius Ricky Gervais, and to those people I say; Well... am I copying or is it.. and that's.. so...

Remember missioning out to Rondevlei with your Gran to see if you could spot all the birds on that little laminated sheet they gave you when you entered? And trying to spot that elusive hippo (Hippopotamus amphibius) from the little wooden hides? No? Well I do. And it was awesome! I don't think I actually ever did spot all the different ones but I'm sure my Gran told me that I did. Ah - such fond memories. And right across from Rondevlei is Zeekoevlei, the expanse of water about which I am going to 'rave' - or rather the people who live around there, the people of 'the Vlei-bourhood'.

Hey gang, it has been a while since I ranted and/or raved about anything. I apologise. So I'll just get straight to the point. Why don't people turned their stupid brights off when they are driving in my direction?!

Have you ever caught yourself taking part in one of those televised game shows on ETV at three in the morning? Of course you haven’t!

So I know what most of you may think you may think you know about me...and that I'll just use my blog to moan about things that annoy me (eg. The Ant - cheap plug, I know...) But au contraír (french for 'on the contrary') today I come with news of something I like, wait, scratch that...something I love! Brine!