I love a good T-shirt. A good T-shirt, to me, goes beyond simply covering the parts of your body for which it was designed to. It goes beyond staying intact after multiple washes. It even goes beyond being able to be used as part of a makeshift rope that you might use to shimmy down the side of a jail wall, only to be spotted by the roving spotlight. And no matter how still you stand in that moment, the guards can still see you. Was Jurassic Park lying to us when Dr. Grant said ‘Don’t move. He can’t see us if we don’t move.” He was talking about a dinosaur though.

I’ve lost my train of thought. Dinosaurs. T-Rex. T-shirts!

People use social networking for all different purposes these days. Some use it simply for interacting with people; some use it for marketing, while others use it to raise awareness for a cause. (Think Stop Kony. No comment.) Some videos go ‘viral’, others don’t. It is sometimes hard to understand why a video of a kid waving a stick around can have over 25 million views on YouTube, while a clever blend of two classic films can have as little 1, 500. I’ve rounded up.

I’m tired of walking out of a film I really enjoyed only to have my satisfaction undermined by hearing someone mutter, “well… the book was better.” Yes, the book might have been better for you, but when you’ve finished giving yourself that pat on the back for being literate, perhaps you should consider the following…

It’s not necessarily the most ground breaking advice. Most people, with perhaps the exception of Donald Duck who isn’t really a person (or real), would generally recognise that whilst pants are technically optional in all situations, the wearing of them is usually preferred. Unless of course that specific moment is a socially accepted occasion where pants would seem out of place – for example, swimming, showering, or at what they call a ‘no pant’s party’, which I would suggest avoiding altogether purely for health and safety reasons, as it’s been scientifically proven that people who aren’t wearing pants are far less likely to help put out spontaneous fires and fight off burglars.

Now if you don’t quite know what memes are, then perhaps I should explain. Contrary to popular belief, memes aren’t people who don’t speak and act out what they’re trying to express. Those are mutes. Very different.