Words and Music by
DYLAN HICHENS, TIM PRICE AND SIMON VAN WYK

My whole family got the swine flu
it was pretty bad, our goldfish got it too
But what got me through those times
were chocolate flavoured dreams of mine

I lost my job to new technology
apparently machines can pack shelves better than me
But how can I feel down
when strawberry milk is still around

When the road is bumpy drink a Steri Stumpie
‘cause you can’t be grumpy with a Steri Stumpie
Humpty Dumpty, Steri Stumpie
Never lumpy, my Steri Stumpie

Crime is up just like the petrol price
property is down just like Vanilla Ice
But how can we feel glum
when banana milk is packed with fun

Global warming means the polar bears go
you shouldn’t be sun tanning when you’re sitting in snow
But the world will be o – kay
vanilla milk is here to stay

When the road is bumpy drink a Steri Stumpie
‘cause you can’t be grumpy with a Steri Stumpie
Donald Trumpy, Steri Stumpie
Never lumpy, my Steri Stumpie

Even though my girlfriend dumped me, for a cream soda Steri Stumpie
I would be sad I’m left alone, but I’m glad she’ll have strong teeth and bones

When the road is bumpy drink a Steri Stumpie
‘cause you can’t be grumpy with a Steri Stumpie
Forrest Gumpy, Steri Stumpie
Never lumpy, my Steri Stumpie