Words and Music by
RICHARD GRAHAM, DYLAN HICHENS, TIM PRICE AND SIMON VAN WYK

I remember our uncle would stroll through the door
sit down on the couch, tell us stories of war
So animated as he told his dreams
of building an empire with great guarantees

We needed a hero in that pressing time
someone with charm, who would fight against crime
A man who would strive, a man who would bleed
a man who’d provide all our furniture need

Wo ho Joshua Doore
supplier of bath mats and hope for us all
Wo ho Joshua Doore
so much excitement in store

Josh united a nation through his upholstery
he’s your uncle too, so we’re all family
And that next door neighbour who sat on your pet
has more options now with your patio set

Wo ho Joshua Doore
supplier of bath mats and hope for us all
Wo ho Joshua Doore
so much excitement in store____

He solved Y2K, he invented the oven glove
Had tea with big foot and taught Theresa how to love
Cured the common cold and translated the Bible
His strength and his valour are thus undeniable
Okay, we can’t lie, though he’s a great guy
He gave us a fridge to embellish the bridge

Wo ho Joshua Doore
supplier of bath mats and hope for us all
Wo ho Joshua Doore
so much excitement in store

Wo ho Joshua Doore
supplier of bath mats and hope for us all
Wo ho Joshua Doore
so much excitement in store

Oh oh Joshua Doore
I gave you my heart when you furnished my hall
Oh oh Joshua Doore
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