Mr. Floppy

Artist
The Brothers Streep
Released
2006
Genre
Comedy
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Words and Music by
DYLAN HICHENS AND SIMON VAN WYK

Born at a young girl’s house not so long ago
feeding on the frustration of having nowhere to go
He’s got his own theme song, he made it out of boredom
as you may know, well now you know

Seen in a parking lot was their new hero
moving much like Michael just before he turned to snow
He’s got a dalmatian, he bought that dalmatian yesterday
hey hey hey

Some haven’t seen him, but if what they say is true
He’s rigid for no-one, he’s just floppy through and through

Then dance me a puppet dance, show me what to do
your arms are floppy your legs are floppy, your ribs are floppy too
Just a subtle sack of gas, probably HO2
but one day when you’re firm again, your dancing days are through

Where did he come from, how did he get so loose
staggering on the dance floor, ‘out-of-luck duck’ and ‘loose goose’
He can’t do the robot, last time i checked he aint got any bones, saxophone
but when he’s up there dancing, oh what a pro, look at him go

Some haven’t seen him, but if what they say is true
He’s rigid for no-one, he’s just floppy through and through

Then dance me a puppet dance, show me what to do
your arms are floppy your legs are floppy, your ribs are floppy too
Just a subtle sack of gas, probably HO2
but one day when you’re firm again, your dancing days are through

So dance me the puppet dance
dance me a puppet dance, yeah
Dance me the puppet dance
‘cause one day you’ll be firm again