The Gary Song

Artist
The Brothers Streep
Released
2006
Genre
Comedy
  1. The Gary Song -:-- / 02:33

Words and Music by
DYLAN HICHENS AND SIMON VAN WYK

Just sit right back and I’ll tell you a tale
about a guy for whom we care
He’s not the coolest guy around
for he has dandruff and just too much body hair

His body odour smells so bad
that one bath could certainly do
In fact I wouldn’t be surprised
if he hadn’t bathed since 1992

Rejected from society, ’cause he’s a little bit strange
but that can be expected when you’ve got poor vocal range

Gary, Gary, Gary, his name is Gary
His name’s not Barry ‘cause his mom called him Gary
Gary, Gary, Gary, not Larry or Harry
‘cause otherwise it wouldn’t be the same

His fashion sense has been retrenched
and his shoes have long since been deceased
And if he came to my house at night
I would call the police

Monosyllabic expressions of his (nah), playing guitar out of time
couldn’t be trusted to give you a lift, insert generic rhyme… here

Gary, Gary, Gary, his name is Gary
His name’s not Barry ‘cause his mom called him Gary
Gary, Gary, Gary, not Larry or Harry
‘cause otherwise it wouldn’t be the same
’cause otherwise it wouldn’t be the same
’cause we wouldn’t have him any other way

*Orginally written by Simon van Wyk and performed by Sedwick the Salesman (Greig Cameron, Richard Graham and Simon van Wyk)