Stanley B*
Originally written by Ben E. King, Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller, with alternate lyrics by The Meryl Streep Screachers (Dylan Hichens and Simon van Wyk)

When the night has come and the land is dark
and the moon is the only light we’ll see
I won’t cry, I won’t cry, no I won’t shed a tear
just as long as you stand, stand by me

So Jesus, Jesus stand by me, woah, stand by me
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

Whenever you’re in trouble just stand…

*Sir Accordion forgot to play.