Words and Music by
RICHARD GRAHAM, DYLAN HICHENS, TIM SMITH AND SIMON VAN WYK

Hello, we’re really glad you’re listening to our band
Although, there are better ways to spend your hard earned rands
You could, give charity a small share of your wealth
We should, remind you though our suits don’t clean themselves
If you know the words feel free to try and sing along
But if you’re tone deaf then please don’t ‘cause it’s no fun for anyone

Hello, my name is Si, I hope you like my voice
I know, that Groban’s better, but you have no choice
I’ve got, a problem with getting our lyrics right
You’d not, believe the words I sung the other night
It’s time for me to introduce my co-partner in crime
But don’t worry ‘bout missing me ‘cause I’ll be back by chorus time

Hello, my name is Dyl, a master at guitar
Although, next to Simon the achievements not that hard
I break, the sound barrier with my tasty lead
Just take, my word ‘cause you won’t hear it at that speed
You may realise I don’t always sing the melody
It’s not because I can’t it’s because Si is bad at harmony

We are The Brothers Streep, we hope you will not fall asleep
‘cause if you wake up once we’re done, you will end up back at track one
We are The Brothers Streep, we hope you’ll laugh until you weep
‘cause if you do then we could be in advertising on TV

Hello, we hope that you’ve not copied this CD
If so, be careful, pirates often get scurvy
If you, have not payed yet donations would be great
We do, dollars and pounds, even pieces of eight
In actual fact we don’t mind if this album’s not been bought
We’re happy that you have it and wish you luck with your day in court

We trust, you will appreciate all of our tracks
You must, make an attempt ‘cause there’s no money back
We’re sure, you’ll get all of these songs stuck in your head
No cure, you’ll still be humming them on your death bed
Don’t play this album too loud or your neighbours might complain
Unless you hate your neighbours in which case go crank it up again

We are The Brothers Streep, we hope you will not fall asleep
‘cause if you do we’ll have the chore of competing with your loud snore
We are The Brothers Streep, we hope you’ll laugh until you weep
but if you don’t then here’s the plan, please tell your friends we’re Deep Fried Man