Words and Music by
DYLAN HICHENS AND SIMON VAN WYK

Well I was watching
this movie the other night
and as I sat there
something just didn’t feel right
I didn’t get why
his wife was so distant
and why the door wouldn’t open
despite his persistence

Was there something that happened
was there something I missed
I’ve figured it out
now I’ve uncovered the twist

Bruce Willis is dead, sha la la la
He was a ghost all along, sha la la la la
Only the kid could see him
That’s why we’re writing this song
So put away your Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis is dead!

 

The Usual Suspects
was playing on DVD
I’m going to ruin it
like someone ruined it for me

They tried to keep it a secret
tried to fool you my friend
But when you know by the middle
there’s no point in the end

Kevin Spacey’s the one, sha la la la
Keysor Soze’s his name, sha la la la la
He was faking his limp
And the cop bought his game
So put away your Usual Suspects, Kevin Spacey’s the one

Andy Dufresne left through a hole in the wall
You think John G kills her but Lenny did it all
His friends were all part of his beautiful mind
Tyler Durden’s not real I think you will find
That the ultimate twist, is that he was dead

Bruce Willis is dead, sha la la la
He was a ghost all along, sha la la la la
Only the kid could see him
That’s why we’re writing this song

So throw away all copies of your DVD’s
’cause now you know the endings of all these movies
So go outside and play in the sun instead
Just don’t get mad that we’ve said, Bruce Willis is dead!