Preposterous popcorn, kettle etiquette and persistent combustion.

Timeous tastings, marvelous medicines and unhygienic beauties.

Sea urchins, cooking classes and skateboarding skills.

Practicing packing, car cricket and all-day air-con.

Laughing fits, traditional lists and more mosquito tips.

Alphabet raps, asking Jeeves and thorough drying.

Toilet seat ghosts, roadside catapults and levitating braai grids.

Chip and dip, bath-time Marley and Me and the Harrys.

Electoral animals, pizza apocalypses and sweaty beds.

Sticky surfboards, terse neighbours and Rubik’s Cubes.