Preposterous popcorn, kettle etiquette and persistent combustion.
Timeous tastings, marvelous medicines and unhygienic beauties.
Sea urchins, cooking classes and skateboarding skills.
Practicing packing, car cricket and all-day air-con.
Laughing fits, traditional lists and more mosquito tips.
Alphabet raps, asking Jeeves and thorough drying.
Toilet seat ghosts, roadside catapults and levitating braai grids.
Chip and dip, bath-time Marley and Me and the Harrys.
Electoral animals, pizza apocalypses and sweaty beds.
Sticky surfboards, terse neighbours and Rubik’s Cubes.