Washing machines, broken fences and frozen milk.

Lovers seats, brushing before breakfast and fidgety fidget spinner cases.

Preposterous popcorn, kettle etiquette and persistent combustion.

Timeous tastings, marvelous medicines and unhygienic beauties.

Sea urchins, cooking classes and skateboarding skills.

Practicing packing, car cricket and all-day air-con.

Laughing fits, traditional lists and more mosquito tips.

Alphabet raps, asking Jeeves and thorough drying.

Toilet seat ghosts, roadside catapults and levitating braai grids.

Chip and dip, bath-time Marley and Me and the Harrys.