Questionable venison, pretentious surnames and famous Louise’s.
Writing plays, worried grandmothers and global warming.
Standing ovations, book stores and genuine laughs.
Flirting monks, addictive jerseys and lessons in waste disposal.
Speed reversing, left-handedness and comedy competitions.
Quantity surveying, time travelling and backwards alphabets.
Dueling magicians, wayward donkeys and haunted printers.
Embarrassing longs, casino claws, elevator eruptions and the Will Smith quiz.
Washing machines, broken fences and frozen milk.
Lovers seats, brushing before breakfast and fidgety fidget spinner cases.