Practicing packing, car cricket and all-day air-con.
Laughing fits, traditional lists and more mosquito tips.
Alphabet raps, asking Jeeves and thorough drying.
Toilet seat ghosts, roadside catapults and levitating braai grids.
Chip and dip, bath-time Marley and Me and the Harrys.
Electoral animals, pizza apocalypses and sweaty beds.
Sticky surfboards, terse neighbours and Rubik’s Cubes.
Email signatures, baby advice and milky facts.
Backwards Bibles, accidental texts and additional T-Birds.
Steri Stumpies, toilet trouble and Weet-Bix.