Citizen Lame

A film podcast for those who love films, and those who are still on the fence.

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SEASON TWO

EPISODE ONE:
A Film With A Natural Disaster

We’re back, and this season Andrew is being a bit more specific with the films he wants to watch. First up, he wants the spectacle and thrill of a natural disaster movie. Can Simon win him over to his corner with tales of beaches and bidets, or will Dylan be able to persuade him that he needs more Bill Paxton in his life? Or was it Bill Pullman?

Related Links:
https://www.paxtonorpullman.com/

EPISODE TWO:
A Film With A Musical Number That’s Not A Musical

Dylan and Simon both love musicals, but Andrew has his limits, and only wants to watch a film with restricted spontaneous singing. Can Andrew choose between two comedy giants like Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig, can Dylan win a round by roasting the crowd, and can Simon pull off a lounge cover of his favourite Shania Twain song? Find out all this and more in this week’s episode.

EPISODE THREE:
A Film Where Someone Dies But You’re Okay With It

Andrew is tired of crying when the good guy dies in a film. If people are going to perish on screen, he wants to be spared the devastation. This week Dylan and Simon have the particularly tough job of finding a film where death is integral to the plot, but it doesn’t spoil the movie… or your day. There’s talk of whoopee cushions, school plays, Scooby Doo and Power Rangers – but is any of it enough to sway Andrew?

EPISODE FOUR:
A Film Where An Animal Talks

Andrew’s in the mood for something different this week, and that something different is a talking animal! Can Dylan sway him to his side with a bunch of famous impressions, or will Simon win him over with a song that used to be called ‘Knickers in a Handbag’? There’s also talk of awkward movie screenings, and the boys find out which Knights of the Roundtable they’d be.

Related Links:
Grace Kelly’ by MIKA | https://youtu.be/0CGVgAYJyjk
‘Robin Williams’ by CeeLo Green | https://youtu.be/nfesrob8hW4
‘Uma Thurman’ by Fall Out Boy | https://youtu.be/2VTxYQL2SbA
‘Barbra Streisand’ by Duck Sauce | https://youtu.be/wWhtcU4-xAM
‘Shia Labeouf’ by Rob Cantor | https://youtu.be/N6KBfGRvDx4
‘Clint Eastwood’ by Gorillaz | https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw

EPISODE FIVE:
A Film With Someone You Usually Don’t Care For

Andrew wants usually unlikeable actors to be likeable in this week’s film selection. Can Simon convince him to chose a brawler, or will Dylan win him over with a marionette? There’s also some Movie Balderdash, a sing-along, and some general talk about talking in films. Enjoy!

EPISODE SIX:
*Christmas Special*
A Film With A Reindeer

It’s time for another Christmas episode of Citizen Lame, packed to the brim with fun movie facts, games and Andrew’s inexplicable disdain for a certain Academy Award winning musical. Dylan also performs a festive version of Brown Eyed Girl, while Simon tries out some Christmas Cracker jokes. There’s even live bomb defusals, improvised comedy, gifts and your guide to acceptable times of the year to watch Christmas movies. Enjoy!

SEASON ONE

EPISODE ONE:
A Film With A Beach House, And One With A Computer Mouse

Introducing a film podcast for those who love films, and those who are still on the fence! Join musical comedians and movie lovers The Brothers Streep in their uphill battle to introduce their friend Andrew to the wonderful world of film. Each brother must try to get Andrew to watch a film of their choosing. In this first episode, Simon tries to seduce Andrew onto his side with a SuperTube, whilst Dylan attempts to sway Andrew with the sound of a 56k modem.

EPISODE TWO:
A Film With A Tennis Court, And One With A Rocket Launcher

The battle for Andrew’s movie affections continue. The Brothers Streep have each chosen a film that they need to convince Andrew to watch. Simon attempts to lure Andrew into his camp with the power of potatoes, whilst Dylan uses the ‘power of the positive’. There’s also talk about the morality of watching movies on your cellphone and the catchiest ringtone of all.

EPISODE THREE:
A Film With A Man Humming, And One With Time Stopping

The brothers have each won an episode, so there’s everything to play for. Can Simon lure Andrew to his side with some soothing Buddy Holly, or will Dylan succeed with some over the top chopping?

EPISODE FOUR:
A Film With A Sandler, And A Film With A Fanning

Andrew has now watched three of the brother’s movies suggestions, but has he enjoyed their choices? In this episode Simon tries to win him over with some wordplay, while Dylan warms his heart with a familiar song. Andrew also brings up this little slice of home made cinema…

EPISODE FIVE:
A Film With A Sauna, And One With A Father

The battle for Andrew’s movie affections is heating up. Can Simon break his three episode losing streak, or will Dylan claim an early Season One victory?

Related links:

Bill Nighy on Acting:
https://youtu.be/6Aq_V3LTbtg

Let’s Go To London:
https://youtu.be/mAklfvz0ynk

EPISODE SIX:
*Christmas Special*
A Film With A Toymaker

It’s our first ever Christmas special, and it’s so special, we decided to pack an extra 10 minutes into it. Join Andrew in a battle of the toymakers as Dylan uses intrigue to fight for a season win, while Simon tries to sing his way to the draw. 


If you enjoyed this, you might also enjoy our problem solving panel show, Agony Uncles, featuring special guest comedians recorded in front of a live audience. Click here to listen to all episodes of season one.