Words and Music by
DYLAN HICHENS, TIM PRICE AND SIMON VAN WYK

My whole family got the swine flu
could be too much bacon or our trip to the zoo
But what got me through those times
were chocolate flavoured dreams of mine

I lost my job at the book factory
apparently a Kindle wastes less paper than me
But how can I feel down
when strawberry milk is still around

When the road is bumpy drink a Steri Stumpie
‘cause you can’t be grumpy with a Steri Stumpie
Humpty Dumpty, Steri Stumpie
Never lumpy, my Steri Stumpie

Crime is up just like the petrol price
property is down just like Vanilla Ice
But how can we feel glum
when banana milk is packed with fun

Education’s not what it used to be
kids are better of with Takalani Sesame
But the world will be o – kay
coffee flavour’s here to stay

When the road is bumpy drink a Steri Stumpie
‘cause you can’t be grumpy with a Steri Stumpie
Donald Trumpy, Steri Stumpie
Never lumpy, my Steri Stumpie

Even though my girlfriend dumped me, for a cream soda Steri Stumpie
I would be sad I’m left alone, but I’m glad she’ll have strong teeth and bones

When the road is bumpy drink a Steri Stumpie
‘cause you can’t be grumpy with a Steri Stumpie
Forrest Gumpy, Steri Stumpie
Never lumpy, my Steri Stumpie